Doctor Visit Frequency Prophets: The Unreliable Guides to Your Health

Prophesying your every visit to the doctor with reckless abandon, we present to you:

1. Visit your doctor every time you need a sugar high

2. Visit your doctor when you see a particularly fluffy squirrel

3. Visit your doctor when you lose your socks

4. Visit your doctor when you're convinced your house is infested with rodents